Hahaha, trop hilarant!

Today was really awful.

I got out of bed because I had to throw up. I'm really sick. I mean REALLY sick.

I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.

I'm so sad. My kitten got run over this afternoon. I found him when I was coming home from school. His head was all squished. I took some photos. I'll miss him. Poor kitty.

Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.

I want to tell the world that I'm gay.

I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my cock.

I want to say thanks to simon and Abbey and Dave and the other Simon for helping me on Saturday. You guys are the best. By the way, if you happen to find my wallet, keys or underwear, could you SMS me? Adrian has my number.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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Pwahahaha! J'ai tellement rit en cochant mes réponses! Même si je ne l'ait pas affiché sur mon LJ, ce n'est pas bien grave XD Le but était de vous traumatisez puis de vous faire éclater de rire.
 

Comments

[p o i s o n e d*]

Hahaha si on pense à la même personne eh bien elle a de tres beaux minous! Awww![Love]

[Emilie]

Le choix de réponses:

«Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's ten thousand photographs of my cat.» me fait étrangement penser à quelqu'un... Hé Hé Hé!

[p o i s o n e d*]

Hahahaha! Trop, oui! [XP]

Le drôle et l'inutile ça me connaît, mais surtout l'inutile [HAHA] mon blog est remplit de preuves à l'appuit XD

[Raven]

Dans le genre "je passe une journée de merde, j'ai vraiment pas de bol" y a pas mieux :p
Trop fort ^^
C'est vraiment n'importe quoi.
N'empêche qu'il a raison :
Raconter sa vie à des inconnu sur internet c'est une super thérapie :p (et pour vraiment pas cher, quand on voit ce que demande un psy ^^)
T'as le chic pour dénicher des truc drôle et innutile, tout ce que j'aime.
Tu vas devenir mon maître ^^